theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

image

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

heterophobianca:

hey guys i got a really  good idea this is for FBI agents only. u know when u break into a suspect’s house?? yeah like, u know when u do that but it’s night time. okay so i got this really good idea. NEVER turn a light on. don’t even look for a light switch or think about light at all. just walk around pointing a gun in the darkness chasing noises and shadows. it’s really good i saw agent box mouldy do it

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

e-ndur3:

just—earth:

Campgrounds in Yosemite, CA [OC] [1600 x 1177]

domesticgxddess:

Autumn light by Adam Freundlich
A beautiful autumn afternoon in Magdeburg Germany